oklahormoan: pizzacrust: the-vashta-nerada: so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees you couldn’t wear your own clothing bolded for perfection. dying. yeah? well i don’t want MEN WEARING...
Public Shaming: Two explosives went off at the... →
publicshaming: Two explosives went off at the Boston Marathon on Monday, April 15, 2013. There are reported casualties and many more reported injured. Information is still coming in and no one is sure who is behind the attacks. Domestic terrorists? Foreign terrorists? A lone, disturbed individual? WE JUST DON’T… Wow these kids are idiots. Let’s just say that the majority of the...
publicshaming: Tensions are high between North Korea and the United States right now. And it gets even worse. The kids who sit at the North Korean table in the school cafeteria are throwing mad shade at everyone who walks by, my North Korean friends won’t answer my text messages, and just this afternoon Kim Jong-Un stuffed me in a locker and stole my lunch money. I guess they’re...
jesus god the like
lately i’ve been getting hit up by the most randomest people wanting to talk about god, religion, spirituality and the like. RANDOM, because having being agnostic the past 7ish years, I’d like to say that I have never been the happiest. Once you stop caring about the legality or about the religion and such, you’re…free. Freeing my mind was the best thing I’ve done for...
Public Shaming: ABC’s 20/20 covered Steubenville... →
publicshaming: ABC’s 20/20 covered Steubenville on Friday night. They talked to one of the convicted rapists about his football career, underage drinking, and the dangers of social media. You know, THE IMPORTANT STUFF. For example, here is the editor of Seventeen magazine speaking out about…SOCIAL MEDIA: Look at these idiots. So apparently showing your navel and wearing shorts mean that...
Mind yo' business, and shut the fuck up,...
I remember talking to a classmate one day about the whole SDA/church thing. Actually rather, he was saying I was going to hell because I don’t go to church because I mentioned that I’m not SDA anymore and haven’t gone to church since 2006. So while I’ve had names thrown at me such as slut, whore, etc through out my friendship with this person (the going to hell and...
First I puked on my dad’s shirt, and then when he carried me into the bathroom,...– 5-year old boy with, ahem, gastric issues (and excessive pleasure about his recent gastric issues)
Day of birth
cotdamnnnn I am so fortunate for the friends that I have. I have, by far, the best friends in the world. I do not deserve them at all. So much birthday love, people driving over 2 hours to meet me in LA, the heart felt-tear-inducing cards, the perfect presents that are catered just for me…jeez louise. I’m a lucky bitch and I don’t deserve such wonderful friends. I’m sure...
mustyprince: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates: this is my favorite video of all time bar none I cannot stop laughing. how have I gone this long without seeing this video
I hate when people post their opinions on politics when clearly you don’t vote, or you know nothing about politics. The biggest issue is this: if you’re voting, the most important thing you’re voting on is not who will be the fuckin’ president. It’s the bills, morons. THE BILLS. I mean, you vote doesn’t really count anyway, it’s all electoral college and...
You are NOT allowed to miss me.
“Remember that night on the docks on the lake? We argued about which one was the North Star and the big dipper and the little dipper? u were rite. like always.” “you were always rite about nerd shit” “i miss that” “…and you” ……alcohol brings out the sappy in people, and make them forget about all the ASSHOLE dick move shit that...